KEEP OUT.

BEARS PLAYING HOCKEY How do they hold the sticks? They...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:12:00 -0500

BEARS PLAYING HOCKEY

How do they hold the sticks? They don’t even have thumbs. Let’s not even try to decipher how their feet fit in those skates.

This came up when I searched CYBORG. The internet is a strange...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:54:00 -0500

This came up when I searched CYBORG.

The internet is a strange place.

lightningpaw: dstn: lightningpaw: ULYSSES IS TOO LONG AND...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:50:57 -0500

lightningpaw:

dstn:

lightningpaw:

ULYSSES IS TOO LONG AND RAMSES IS TOO NOT GOOD ENOUGH DUSTIN. WORST FATHER FOR GIVING HIM A BAD NAME.

How the fuck is Ullysses too long? Too lazy to say three syllables?

Ramses is a great name, too.

they respond best to one or two syllable names. THAT’S WHY DUSTIN.

Just slur it all together.

lightningpaw: ULYSSES IS TOO LONG AND RAMSES IS TOO NOT GOOD...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:45:32 -0500

lightningpaw:

ULYSSES IS TOO LONG AND RAMSES IS TOO NOT GOOD ENOUGH DUSTIN. WORST FATHER FOR GIVING HIM A BAD NAME.

How the fuck is Ullysses too long? Too lazy to say three syllables?

Ramses is a great name, too.

So that’s why!

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:58:05 -0500

So that’s why!

Say what you want about disaster movies, or just 2012 in...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 11:10:00 -0500

Say what you want about disaster movies, or just 2012 in general.

I personally don’t believe that shit, even if I joke about it from time to time.

In fact, I recently found this debunking pretty much every 2012 myth (which you can take with a grain of salt… not that anyone would be straight with us if they knew the world was going to end, anyway).

Which leads me to the movie… as gimmicky as it might be, there’s something to respect about depicting things they way they would be, mostly from a human nature standpoint. Everyone not giving a shit about one another, having only the richest people bribe their way onto any beacon of hope that they can find. I mean, it sucks to think about… but if anything like that ever happened, any average joes like you & I wouldn’t have a chance.

Hell, in the movie even the guy who discovered all that shit was going to happen got shat on, then smothered by a tsunami.

reignoflove: mokm: (via jordanbakersays) NO WAYY !...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:05:44 -0500

reignoflove:

mokm:

(via jordanbakersays)

NO WAYY ! :D

NOT REAL. NOT REAL. NOT REAL. OMG. NOT REAL.

SO GOOD.

fuckyeahbabyanimals

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:09:55 -0500

fuckyeahbabyanimals

Photo

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:01:52 -0500

I’ve never looked better.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:46:59 -0500

I’ve never looked better.

lightningpaw: rats rats rats. They look great. CAN’T...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:09:28 -0500

lightningpaw:

rats rats rats.

They look great. CAN’T WAIT FOR THAT CORGI.

New packaging for an old project.

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:13:22 -0500

New packaging for an old project.

Photo

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:02:34 -0500

This HOW-TO for information design is taking forever. Took me so...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:27:06 -0500

This HOW-TO for information design is taking forever.

Took me so long to just finish step one.

FIVE STEPS TO BE PRODUCTIVE (as told by a man who isn't):

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 09:52:00 -0500

1. Wait until the last minute. Things will be more dire, thus you’ll be effiicent. 2....

I had a dream that I met Swampy.

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 08:40:51 -0500

I had a dream that I met Swampy.

I will never be able to fully grasp cinematic metaphors, at...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:16:00 -0500

I will never be able to fully grasp cinematic metaphors, at least not the first time watching the movie. I feel dumb, but I’m alright with that.

That’s why Yahoo! Answers exists. Both to get things spoon-fed to me, and to also make myself feel better by reading tons of dipshits’ points-of-view on it.

PS, I thought Javier Bardem was like, 50. Really surprised how different he looks not in this movie.

PSS, I know… I’m way behind the times. Just watching this now. Deal with it.

People only follow me because lightningpaw likes me.

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 03:56:01 -0500

PS, Trish got me a 2010 PUG calendar. THANKS TRISH.

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:11:53 -0500

PS, Trish got me a 2010 PUG calendar.

THANKS TRISH.

CHRISTMAS PRESENT #2 AND #3 Navy blue peacoat & big creme...

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:48:00 -0500

CHRISTMAS PRESENT #2 AND #3

Navy blue peacoat & big creme scarf for just under $50

(With those Docs, what I thought would all add up to $200 is only at $125.

I’m roughly $75 ahead of schedule, pretty hyped to have extra money.)